Job Description: Canadian wanted to balance up American-dominated forum owned by wishes-he-was-Canadian Australian. I have so far not heard of a Canadian playing video games and I don't believe such a thing is true. You guys are probably out canoeing or ice skating or being not on a computer. Actually, are there any Canadians on the internet?
You will be placed in the "annoy the Americans" portfolio, which will involve the following tasks:
TASKS:
Be Canadian. Make your avatar the Canadian flag or the logo of a Canadian hockey team. Yeaaahhh, show everyone you're Canadian. That's really important.
Remind Americans you won gold in ice hockey. And the Winter Olympic medal tally. That's right you're Canadian and you won the olympics. Oh, and you hosted it too! (Bonus points for mentioning the New York campaign... "it was so great to have the olympics! you guys should try and get it some ti- oh... ...waaaaiiiit...")
Be as Canadian as possible and always use emoticons such as
and
and
because you are happy you are in Canada.
Remind Americans you won the ice hockey gold.
Send me some maple syrup.
QUALIFICATIONS:
Must be Canadian
Must love ice hockey
Must not be proud of Nickelback
Must be proud of Bryan Adams
Enquire within:
smashmansion.com/forum/THIS POST MAKES ME WANT TO TASTE SOME MAPLE SYRUP...
...with pancakes of course
*attracts attention of no Canadians*